Author: Kevin Woolery

This just in from FB friends: apparently Mondays suck.

Before Google, I used to search through underwear drawers to find answers.

Little known fact: John Hancock was famous for his signature, and also invented masturbation.

Cannibal children who hang out at nursing homes get their fair share of vegetables.

Shark Week means its open hunting season on lawyers.

Once you go black, you never go back – A doctor explaining frostbite to his patient

Holy Smokes – Cigarettes endorsed by Jesus

I’d like to rally the cause for all the injustices shown towards those with mullets. It wasn’t a choice, they were born that way.