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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

Chernobyl

July 27, 2011July 27, 2011 Kevin Woolery

 I wonder if the teams in the Russian Soccer league hate playing the Chernobyl Fallouts, because they can’t score on a goalie with five arms.

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Denny’s

July 27, 2011July 27, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I don’t tip waitresses at Denny’s, because I’m afraid they won’t be able to get back up.

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Technology and Kids

July 26, 2011July 26, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Thanks to technology, my kids will never have to grow up with the hardships I faced, like having to steal CDs from an actual store, meeting people face to face, or most importantly, having to […]

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Kardashian Fever

July 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Since when did we all feel compelled to actually keep up with the Kardashians?  In my opinion there’s nothing special about “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” since anyone, even a 10 year old boy with […]

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4 CommentsFiction, Movies & TVBruce Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, OJ Simpson, Ryan Seacrest

Where Babies Come From

July 21, 2011July 21, 2011 Kevin Woolery

My son asked me where babies come from, so I broke down and told him the truth, Craigslist.

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Joke of the Day – Honesty

July 15, 2011July 15, 2011 Kevin Woolery

If the best humor comes from being honest, then why didn’t my girlfriend find it funny when I told her I slept with her best friend?

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Dominos and the California commute

July 10, 2011July 10, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Next weekend, they’re closing the 405 for 2 days, the traffic is going to be so bad that Dominos modified their guarantee to 30 hours or less

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Has Blu-Ray Jumped the Shark?

July 5, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

  Way back when Blu-Ray was released, I was excited to buy the new player to see the difference in picture quality for myself, and it was true, there was an ever so slight improvement […]

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Independence Day?

July 4, 2011July 4, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I told my girlfriend what the Founding Fathers really meant by Independence Day, but she’s not okay with me having sex with other women.

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Marriage

June 30, 2011June 30, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Marriage is an eight letter word, kind of like homicide.

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