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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

The Threesome

June 29, 2011June 29, 2011 Kevin Woolery

My girlfriend was so excited to have a threesome that she forgot to kiss me on my way out before the two other guys got there.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Relationships

What Time Is Your Reality Show On?

June 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

If you didn’t know this already, TV is inundated with reality shows, and guess what? Your show is next. That’s right, they’ve officially run out of quality programming to run, so they want you to […]

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Driving Range

June 25, 2011June 25, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I went to hit some balls at the driving range, but it was ladies day at the golf course, so I had to hit some vaginas instead.

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Break Dancing?

June 22, 2011June 22, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I told everyone at work that I used to break dance, so they wanted me to show them, so I did. Still waiting for my first disability check.

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Happy Bloomsday!!!

June 17, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

This is the first year that I am happy to celebrate Bloomsday, the longest day in literary history. If you didn’t know, June 16th, 1904 was the day James Joyce chose to follow the main […]

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Birthday Clown

June 17, 2011June 17, 2011 Kevin Woolery

The clown at my son’s birthday party was so bad that he made a balloon animal by sticking an air compressor hose in my dog’s mouth.

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Rush Limbaugh

June 15, 2011June 15, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Hold the presses, I just found out that Rush Limbaugh is not a satirical character, but a real person. WTF?

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Retirement

June 15, 2011June 15, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I used to dream that if I worked hard, and saved enough money, I could retire early. Now, I just dream that I won’t kill myself by Saturday.

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Hipster Smell

June 13, 2011June 13, 2011 Kevin Woolery

My girlfriend wants me to change, but she doesn’t understand that to get that hipster smell, I have to wear the same clothes for a week.

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I Don’t Want to Grow Up

June 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

As I approach the milestone age of 40, I look back at my life, and I think where the hell did it go, and why do I still feel like I’m 20? It seems that […]

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