Turning on Furnace Gets Cool Reception
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK This has been the fourth year out of the last five when my furnace didn’t want to work in the fall. Who can blame it, really? My internal energy source […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK This has been the fourth year out of the last five when my furnace didn’t want to work in the fall. Who can blame it, really? My internal energy source […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I figured it out – I figured out what’s wrong with the Obamacare website! Not that I can fix it … let’s not get silly. I got the idea from […]
The cardiologist has scheduled me to get a CT heart scan, to search for plaque. I tried to explain to him that my dentist had already taken care of that. Sheesh — I thought the […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK In my adult years I’ve never been a fan of Halloween, especially now that I’m not supposed to be eating candy anymore. I mean, what’s the point? It pained me […]
My wife recently updated my website, and since it’s not completely finished she put up a “consolation” photo — which shows the expression our dog often gets whenever he sees us doing all that confusing […]
While we were, ahem, ruff-housing last night, the dog clawed off half my face. Okay, he actually only put a scratch down my face, and my mustache was unharmed … and poor Bae seemed pretty […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I was deluged with requests to write a sequel to my first novel. I’m not even exaggerating: There were a few dozen requests. For me, that’s as much a deluge […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I recently received an e-mail from a local utility company informing me that September is Emergency Preparedness Month. I got it on October 1st. I guess they just weren’t prepared. […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK The best way to have a safe kitchen is to keep me out of it. Still, as far as I know I’m not the reason why this year’s Fire Prevention […]