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Author: Mary Farr

Mary Farr, a retired pediatric hospital chaplain and inspirational speaker has published five books including the critically acclaimed If I Could Mend Your Heart, and her newest release, The Promise in Plan B, HOPress-ShorehouseBooks.com. Mary’s capacity to infuse audiences with joy and laughter inspires kindness, concern for one another, and a deep understanding of happiness. A graduate of the University of Wisconsin with a Bachelor of Arts degree in English, Mary completed her divinity studies in the Episcopal Diocese of Eau Claire where she was ordained to the permanent diaconate in 1983. She received a Master of Arts degree in Theology from St. Catherine University in her hometown of St. Paul, Minnesota.

It Felt Vaguely Familiar

October 19, 2013 Mary Farr

With equine author extraordinaire, Noah Vail This morning, while lingering over my oatmeal, I watched the Landlord  as she attempted to facilitate civil discourse among our barn cats. The Landlord was losing. The scene quickly […]

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Fruit Loops or Cheerios?

October 17, 2013October 17, 2013 Mary Farr

This cheery morsel of truth arrived in my mailbox yesterday. So I forwarded it to Washington. It’s hard to tell if it fired up the Fruit Loops or the Cheerios, but either way it looks […]

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Home Maintenance Madness

October 9, 2013October 9, 2013 Mary Farr

As reported by Noah Vail equine author extraordinaire   Madam reported to me that her First Born purchased a home – not one of those gargantuan manors that sprung from the middle of a once […]

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2 CommentsFictionbungalow, meteorology, pet behavioralist, Phillips screwdriver, vacuum, Wellies

Kitchen Quips

October 4, 2013 Mary Farr

“Real” equine author extraordinaire Noah Vail Anyhoo, I asked the landlord’s lab if he enjoyed the fresh apple cake I created in our First Annual King Arthur Flour Equine Bake Off. I can’t tell if […]

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1 CommentFictionbake off, gallbladder, King Arthur Flour

The Up North Happiness Project

September 30, 2013September 30, 2013 Mary Farr

Last week Madam and I tried something new, a themed road trip. I needed fodder for my next book, and she hoped to point her book club cronies to a more inspiring topic than Senate […]

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FictionAARP, Ely, Ely Bear Center, Gretchen Rubin, Happiness Project, medicare, Minnesota, Rand McNally Road Atlas, Will Steger

It’s a Mystery

September 27, 2013September 27, 2013 Mary Farr

So, this week my Facebook fan page numbers jumped from 14,000 to nearly 20,000 in five days. Either that pesky feline, Henri Le Chat Noir is spamming me, or this HumorOutcasts site is tickling a […]

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2 CommentsFictionfacebook, Henri le Chat Noir, humoroutcasts

The Care and Feeding of a Twit Wit

September 25, 2013September 25, 2013 Mary Farr

“Real” author, horse extraordinaire Noah Vail The release of my new book has encouraged me to pause and reflect on this unexpected and occasionally awkward path I’ve chosen as an author, awkward for a horse […]

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Sleepless in Saint Paul

September 11, 2013September 11, 2013 Mary Farr

“Real” author, horse extraordinaire Noah Vail Madam looked peaked when she arrived barnside this morning. I watched as she rummaged through her tack trunk expressing displeasure over the odor. Apparently one of the couch potato […]

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Fictioncats, dogs, Hialeah Park, hot flash, Italian opera, Kurt Wallander, racehorse, Ritz Crackers

A Horse’s Challenge

September 9, 2013September 9, 2013 Mary Farr

Real author, horse extraordinaire, Noah Vail So, this was the reaction I got from Spruce when I told him that I was named Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the month. I suppose that wasn’t necessarily […]

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5 CommentsFictionErma Bombeck Humor writer of the Month, Erma Bombeck Humor Writers, funny, horse, horse humor, humor, humoroutcasts, Mary Farr, neigh, Noah Vail

I’m Sweating Like a Brewery Horse

August 31, 2013August 31, 2013 Mary Farr

“Real” Author: Noah Vail, horse extraordinaire assisted by Mary Farr It’s hot around here. Yes I know it’s that time of year when Minnesotans love to say, “Just wait until January dearie. You’ll be singing […]

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4 CommentsFictionCliffs Notes, cribbage, dressage, Fortuna Farm, Memorial Day, meteorology, Minnesota, pre-season football

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