Put Some Clothes On
Do you ever use that neat trick where if you find someone intimidating, you picture them in the nude, and it brings them down to your level? I use it in reverse. I […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
This is NOT CNN
In light of Trump’s team inventing terrorist attacks that never happened, and the media never covering terrorists attacks that actually happened, CNN is splitting the difference. CNN, THE voice in fake news, is starting a […]
Face-to-Face
Philosophers say that we should all learn to come face-to-face with our mortality. Coincidentally, my mortality called me yesterday. Mortality: Paul, it’s urgent that we meet. Me: Um, thank you for calling. Ah, please leave a, […]
The V8 Bus
I suppose it’s not particularly pleasant, being crushed by 35,000 vegetables. I managed to make it fun. I was on the #11 bus going home. Suddenly, the 35,000 (estimated) riders turned into an assortment […]
Undercover Boss
Maybe the American Presidency is an episode of Undercover Boss. “Donald Trump” is a horrid costume to disguise his real identity. After feedback for his “employees”, he’ll take off the shroud, and it will be […]
Cargo Out of My Bedroom
Have you ever had a Chinese cargo ship sail through your bedroom while you try to sleep? I’ve been visited for the last week, so far. It sails under the name: My Wife Snoring. My […]