The V8 Bus
I suppose it’s not particularly pleasant, being crushed by 35,000 vegetables. I managed to make it fun. I was on the #11 bus going home. Suddenly, the 35,000 (estimated) riders turned into an assortment […]
Author: PFHardie
I am a graphic designer, humour writer, musician and piano teacher. And that's only during the day. At night I fight crime and hang out with my wonderful family.
Undercover Boss
Maybe the American Presidency is an episode of Undercover Boss. “Donald Trump” is a horrid costume to disguise his real identity. After feedback for his “employees”, he’ll take off the shroud, and it will be […]
Cargo Out of My Bedroom
Have you ever had a Chinese cargo ship sail through your bedroom while you try to sleep? I’ve been visited for the last week, so far. It sails under the name: My Wife Snoring. My […]
You Will Meet A Long, Dark Tunnel
All near-death experiences are comprised of travelling through a long, dark tunnel towards a very bright light. What’s with the tunnel? Apparently we all have to take a train to meet God. A […]
Dry Cleaners
I hate visiting the dry cleaners. It’s hard describing to them what I need while I’m holding my breath, which I do so that the chemicals in the air don’t dissolve my lungs. All dry […]
Online Shopping
I shopped online all day yesterday. My fingers are exhausted. Tons of web traffic. Should have bookmarked my spot. Just when I found the correct I.P. address, I had to pee, so I took a […]
I Don’t Like Trump Either
Does every celebrity that ever existed have to come out and denounce Trump? Is that required before we convince everyone that Trump is bad? Today, Jerry Springer offered his rarified opinion on Trump. Guess what? […]
Food as Food
Why can’t food just be food? Instead, the new marketing of food includes the phrase, food as fuel. What the hell does that mean? Can I put a turkey club in my gas tank and […]