Author: PFHardie
The “No More Meetings” Meeting
You hate meetings, and so do I. Someone keeps the minutes, while the minutes seem like hours, and you’re counting the seconds until the minutes and hours are over. The main problem with meetings is […]
Coup d’crud
Just about every week I report one of these little plastic tabs as missing. I open a loaf of bread and poof! Gone almost as fast as my PB&J sandwich. Yesterday I hunted them down. […]
Fixing the Thermostat
If experts can reverse global warming, then why can’t we jig things just enough to achieve a nice, comfortable 75 degrees across the globe? In fact, global warming distracts from the real problem. Earth’s thermostat […]
The Planets
Scientists have discovered 7 earth-like planets. Oh joy. Have you checked out the state of our earth lately? And we’re looking for more of these? When you stay in a hotel with cockroaches, bad food […]
Put Some Clothes On
Do you ever use that neat trick where if you find someone intimidating, you picture them in the nude, and it brings them down to your level? I use it in reverse. I […]
This is NOT CNN
In light of Trump’s team inventing terrorist attacks that never happened, and the media never covering terrorists attacks that actually happened, CNN is splitting the difference. CNN, THE voice in fake news, is starting a […]
Face-to-Face
Philosophers say that we should all learn to come face-to-face with our mortality. Coincidentally, my mortality called me yesterday. Mortality: Paul, it’s urgent that we meet. Me: Um, thank you for calling. Ah, please leave a, […]