Author: Rich Amooi
After I was born, the doctor yelled at my mom because she couldn’t get me to drink her breast milk. It wasn’t her fault. All I wanted to do was play with her boobs. As a child, I was obsessed with radios too (maybe because they also had knobs). I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that I ended up with a career in radio, which led to television, which led to independent films, which led to theater, which led to writing. And here I am! I'm currently working on my first novel (a romantic comedy). I'm very happily married and live in San Jose, California with my incredible wife and our extremely hairy dog.
Pissing for Dummies – A Book Proposal
To the For Dummies executives: we seriously need to talk. I have a great idea for a book that will sell billions. Every man in the world needs to read this book (and maybe a […]
We Need To Talk
Why in the hell does she leave me vague voice-mail messages like that? “We need to talk,” she says. “Call me.” Is it that difficult to give me a little clue as to what we […]
Somebody Kill Me…Please
I was pretty certain that she was trying to break the Guinness world record for the most continuous mundane sentences to exit from a mouth during a single sitting. I wanted to stuff a few […]