What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
To the For Dummies executives: we seriously need to talk. I have a great idea for a book that will sell billions. Every man in the world needs to read this book (and maybe a […]
Why in the hell does she leave me vague voice-mail messages like that? “We need to talk,” she says. “Call me.” Is it that difficult to give me a little clue as to what we […]
I was pretty certain that she was trying to break the Guinness world record for the most continuous mundane sentences to exit from a mouth during a single sitting. I wanted to stuff a few […]