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Author: Rich Amooi

After I was born, the doctor yelled at my mom because she couldn’t get me to drink her breast milk. It wasn’t her fault. All I wanted to do was play with her boobs. As a child, I was obsessed with radios too (maybe because they also had knobs). I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that I ended up with a career in radio, which led to television, which led to independent films, which led to theater, which led to writing. And here I am! I'm currently working on my first novel (a romantic comedy). I'm very happily married and live in San Jose, California with my incredible wife and our extremely hairy dog.

Scared to Death

November 2, 2012November 2, 2012 Rich Amooi

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Pissing for Dummies – A Book Proposal

October 9, 2012 Rich Amooi

To the For Dummies executives: we seriously need to talk. I have a great idea for a book that will sell billions. Every man in the world needs to read this book (and maybe a […]

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We Need To Talk

September 24, 2012September 24, 2012 Rich Amooi

Why in the hell does she leave me vague voice-mail messages like that? “We need to talk,” she says. “Call me.” Is it that difficult to give me a little clue as to what we […]

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Somebody Kill Me…Please

September 14, 2012 Rich Amooi

I was pretty certain that she was trying to break the Guinness world record for the most continuous mundane sentences to exit from a mouth during a single sitting. I wanted to stuff a few […]

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