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Handwritten Text of the Gettysburg Address Converted by Adobe’s OCR Text Recognition

January 22, 2018
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Foreskin and seven years ago out Fatters brought fart ON THIS incontinent A newt nation conceived conceived (out of wedlock HA!) in luberty and deficated TO THE prostitution THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. hOW…

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Santa Claus Answers the Proust Questionnaire

December 24, 2017
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1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? December 26th, some Preparation H, and a 12-year old scotch. 2. What is your greatest fear? Amazon.com 3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?…

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An AA Meeting at the North Pole

December 23, 2017
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“Hello. My name is Fred, an Elf on the Shelf, and I’m an alcoholic.” The group responds in its customary way. “I am getting close to 90 days sober.” The group claps. “The past 90…

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25 Random Things About Jesus, Lion of the Tribe of Judah

November 13, 2017
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Evidently this meme has been around longer than we thought. The below is a translation from one of the many scrolls discovered in 1973 by two incredibly lost and epicly stoned Grateful Dead fans when…

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Curious George Meets the 21st Century

November 9, 2017
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We all grew up with children’s story books that used cute anthropomorphic characters and bright colors to impart cautionary advice or morality tales. One of the most beloved of these characters is Curious George, the…

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Modern-Day Emily Dickinson Penning her “Hope” Poem at Different Stages in Her Life

November 4, 2017
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“Hope” may be thing with feathers, but a modern-day Emily Dickinson has a lot more on her mind than just staring out her window looking at birds. I. In high school bemoaning a,like, ginormous zit:…

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A Momentous Day in Millinery History

November 2, 2017
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A stillness came over the audience, for stillness was one of their only options. It was standing room only, and a shrugging of the shoulders or a twitching of a tail from a Thwerl or…

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Various Responses to Margaret Atwood’s “A Voice is a Human Gift”

October 31, 2017
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“A voice is a human gift; it should be cherished and used, to utter fully human speech as possible. Powerlessness and silence go together.” – Margaret Atwood ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Bumper sticker available at the Misophonia support…

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Book Club:  Mein Kampf

October 28, 2017
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Discussion questions for this month’s book club selection. While serving a five-year sentence in jail in 1925 for conspiracy to commit treason as part of the failed Beer Hall Putsch, a 36-year old Adolph Hitler…

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Anus + Pain + Time = Comedy

October 24, 2017
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Please enjoy this second piece exploring the math of comedy. The first can be found here. I am currently laid up in bed with sweet, sweet Viki* recovering from . . . I’m not making…

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