‘Baby Lit’ is the new ‘Chick Lit.’
Many parents dread the day when their son or daughter brings home homework they don’t want to help them with. One look at the worn library copy of Moby Dick, and memories come flooding back […]
Many parents dread the day when their son or daughter brings home homework they don’t want to help them with. One look at the worn library copy of Moby Dick, and memories come flooding back […]
I have a theory. The rise of anxiety in America is due to MSN list articles. You’ve probably seen these, and you’ve probably popped a Paxil after reading one. These lists are out to make […]
Is it 1999 again? Because the big news this week is that ‘N Sync will apparently be performing at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. This news came so far out of the woodwork […]
Apparently the latest trend for women in China is to remain unmarried in their late 20s and 30s. The media has dubbed this phenomenon, “Leftover Women,” which is just about as sweet as when radio […]
When I was working as a barista at Starbucks years ago—at a drive-thru one, mind you—a woman ordered a drink and at the window didn’t have enough money to pay for it. “You’re a few […]
Simon Cowell, the meanest of the “American Idol” judges, who broke the hearts of thousands of wanna-be singing superstars with his blatant and often rude opinions, is having a baby with his best friend’s wife. […]
It’s a common scenario. You’re stuck in summer vehicular traffic, after a baseball game or fireworks show, and John Mellencamp comes on the radio. You turn the radio dial, and another Mellencamp song plays, about […]
This week, a video of a bride setting her wedding dress on fire for the sake of the Michael Bay-style photo opp went viral, bringing to light a growing trend at weddings: trashing the dress. […]
The Democrats have always boasted the hot celebrities, with everyone from Bruce Springsteen to Scarlett Johansson, but I think the GOP has finally found their poster child for “cool.” In Colorado, Republican State Senate candidate […]
An open letter to Anastasia Steele, the dipshit heroine of E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey. Dear Anastasia: First, I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Integrity. I’m positive you’ve never heard of me. […]