Vampire Civil War…
Category: Fiction
Ma Bell Reincarnated- “Resistance Is Futile!”
Actual Communication With My Phone Company: Chat with AT&T Good Evening, ROGERMa Bell Sunday 07:49 PM AT&T 7:46 PM Hi, thanks for chatting with the AT&T virtual assistant. What brings you here today? 7:46 PM I […]
Scooter & Skipper Celebrate Father’s Day
The landline rings, waking me from the first of my two (2) allotted naps of a Sunday. I normally wouldn’t pick up–it’s usually a local financial planner who drops the call as soon as he […]
Breakthrough Promises to Make Unibrow a Thing of the Past
PITTSBURGH, Pa. A team of researchers at the University of Pittsburgh Medical School has isolated the gene responsible for synophrys, the phenomenon known as “unibrow,” giving hope to sufferers from the affliction that their children […]
Summer Jobs for Cats
It’s the end of the first really hot day of the summer. I take off my coat, drop my briefcase and turn around to find the usual scene; two cats sleeping. Rocco, the young tuxedo […]
For One Dance Chaperone, Watering Wallflowers is a Crusade
NEEDHAM, Mass. For forty years Elvira Guffey was a social studies teacher in the public school system here from Monday at 8 a.m. to Friday at 3 p.m., but her true calling kicked in when […]
The Missing Character From My Second First Novel
The death of O.J. Simpson this spring was a tragic loss for true-crime lovers. Now that “The Juice” is gone, who will pick up the search for the real killer of his ex-wife and her […]