Currently seeking a female companion who enjoys the outdoors and understands DNA replication.

Jill Y and I may not have the perfect relationship but we don’t detest each other and that’s a first for both of us. I thought her how to fart the theme tune to The […]

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The Top 10 Steps To Success In Bed

Before we begin today’s proceedings, you need to know that the advice within does not mean that I am an expert although it is common knowledge that I slept with a woman but enough about […]

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