Unicorn Bites 6/24/14

Bouncer: You’re not on the list. Me: This says I am. *hands him three Taco Bell hot sauce packets* Him: Me: Him: Right this way, sir. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 24, 2014 4-year-old: Can […]
Bouncer: You’re not on the list. Me: This says I am. *hands him three Taco Bell hot sauce packets* Him: Me: Him: Right this way, sir. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 24, 2014 4-year-old: Can […]