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Cruise To Nowhere

February 3, 2014February 3, 2014 Heidi Clements

While everyone was very busy ooing and ahhing over the superbowl commercials for things like underwear from David Beckham and sparkling water from Scarlett Johanson – I was mesmerized by another commercial – one where […]

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Keeping It Real – Naked

February 2, 2014February 2, 2014 Heidi Clements

When it comes to sex, I consider myself to be a fairly well adjusted person and by fairly I mean – I don’t run screaming from the room if a man takes his pants off. […]

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Weed Whacked

January 30, 2014January 31, 2014 Heidi Clements

Hi, my name is Heidi and I’m a pot-smoking vegan. Okay, raise your hand if you thought you’d never hear me say that? All hands up? Good. Thankfully, I’m wearing Chanel underpants as I say […]

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