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I just finished Trailer Trash With a Girl’s Name, I’m in the middle of Welcome to Heidi, and I plan to start Always, Montana next. I’m a slow reader, so bear with me, fellow authors. […]
There’s a new phrase I’m hearing a lot lately, bandied about in conversations between seemingly normal people who couldn’t possibly be normal after uttering such a hideous, awful, pompous, annoying bullshit thing you can say […]
http://gty.im/165003635 I’m starting to lose my faith in God. I’m starting to believe that there may not be a big smart someone up there guiding me and protecting me because if there were he would […]
This week, HumorOutcasts radio welcomed producer/comedywriter Heidi Clements to the show. As many know, Heidi’s book Welcome to Heidi has created more than a stir not only in Hollywood but everywhere. Both women and men […]
Chapter One Happy Birthday to Mean “Let’s face it. You’re on the downside of life now,” a friend said to me on my 50th birthday. “You’re basically just careening to the end.” I stabbed him […]
Two weeks ago, Welcome to Heidi burst onto the scene and proceeded to shake things up in Hollywood and beyond. While the press attention has been unbelievable, the reason so many people “took” to this […]
Heidi Clements is writer/executive producer of the ABC Family sitcom “Baby Daddy” which is now in its fourth season AND today she is an author as well. Although Welcome to Heidi has been blazing up […]
I said it. Out loud. Without even thinking. And then once I said it, I couldn’t take it back. And instantly… I was old. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE… Boom. There it […]
I finally know why Cupid carries a sack of arrows. It’s not to shoot unsuspecting victims and make them fall in love with each other – because that’s a childish and stupid concept – and […]
“I think my tits are made of memory foam”, I said to the poor man joining me for dinner. “It’s like I keep cutting them off and they keep growing back. They’re the Tempurpedic of […]