Tag: itsgoodtomock. @itsgoodtomock
You can lead a fish to a horse as long as the horse is in water ’cause fishes kinda like that stuff.
To those neigh sayers who say Thirsty Dave drinks like a horse, I say a fish is a fish, of course, of course and no-one confuses a fish with a horse unless of course, you’re […]
Parenting Done Right
If you say something enough times, you’ll eventually start to believe it and that’s why I can often be heard screaming “Bon Jovi don’t exist.” When I read the texts that Jill Y sends to […]
Doctoring Done Right
I was never a 6-year-old girl. I just had a high-pitched voice as a kid and I wasn’t scared of monsters, I was concerned. Monster Spray still works for me and both of my imaginary […]
The Search For The Best
If I was you, I wouldn’t believe a single, double or hyphenated word that comes out of my mouth so let’s just get this out-of-the-way, shall we? If you go on to Google Images and type […]
If I send 4,345,876 emails to Sony and receive 4,345,876 responses from Sony, I need to buy my ISP a beer.
I sent 4,345,876 emails to Sony to ask them to develop an X-Box game where you kill the so-called talent of Bon Jovi. I received 4,345,876 emails from Sony, telling me that Bon Jovi don’t […]