The arrangement of words that make up facts.

And so it came to pass, that Jill Y eventually agreed that women are responsible for 10% of forest fires. In all fairness, she couldn’t disagree as it was written in wood:

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Read everything you please but please don’t believe everything you read.

Until the day arrives when I write a book of words, I will read other people’s books of words. Reading is the best way to learn:

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Thirsty Dave and The Fable of The Table of Love.

Observing the idyllic scenery while sampling several, sublime alcoholic beverages in the company of his parched self, Thirsty Dave professed his unrequited love for a table:

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The Fear

Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because “something tragic” will happen and there’s nothing funny about it so don’t let me catch you laughing. Me, myself and I suffer from but one phobia […]

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The Pizza Heating Utensil Things.

So you’re a dude and sooner or later, you’re going to end up in one of those clothes store places with a dudette. You know this is her territory for shopping is her thing and […]

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Patrick – A Legend in The Making.

We don’t know who Patrick is but we like him. He has the entrepreneurial skills of a legend in the making:

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You think you know someone…

When we get someone a gift, we’re not really bothered if they go ahead and exchange it for something that they actually want or like. At least that was the case until we put concerted […]

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The Warning

Before we had our first imaginary child, we discussed the necessary. I was going to do less of the Bon Jovi hating and spend more time at home. Before the imaginary pregnancy, Jill Y gave […]

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Cont…

Dear  Jill Y,  Thank you for the Lindsay Lohan sweater. For a time, I just couldn’t think of a comparable gift to get you. Then inspiration visited, we knocked back a few cold ones and […]

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