Nothing Short of A Mystery.
I can’t piece this together at all, at all. Present in the house was Puddles and I. Puddles is Jill Y’s dog. I had the money to buy Jill Y’s shoes. Puddles disappeared. The money […]
Tag: itsgoodtomock. @itsgoodtomock
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Jill Y couldn’t find the iPad and asked if I knew where it was. I told her I definitely knew something about it alright. I told her that it was eaten by a car and […]
One Less Plate
It’s well documented that I don’t know too much about anything but I’m happy and that’s all that really matters. That just makes it hard to understand why Jill Y insists on setting me riddles […]
The day we put our collective heads together and became legends.
Don’t come around here, telling me that the best ideas are already taken. Thirsty Dave has been known to take a drink. He’s also famous for losing his keys so we put our collective heads […]
The Ultimate Philosophy School
You don’t have any money so you can’t spend any money. You want to go to Philosophy School but you’re only on season 1 of Breaking Bad. Every time you accidentally hear the sound of […]
Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? A: My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Something strange has started happening to Jill Y and I. We go to bed thinking of pizza, wake up thinking of pizza and both of us have applied for pizza related jobs recently. I can […]
The trials and tribulations of dressing like your sister.
I’m not a girl. I’ve never been one and chances are I’ll never be one. I do have a sister and while I’ve never dressed like her, I have seen her with both of these […]
Before, After or During?
I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching and realizing things about myself that I never knew. I’ve managed to pinpoint the actual moment in life when I gained my personality and it doesn’t surprise me […]