Learn how to count to seven, using my non-patented dog method

Back in the day, before I was a complete and utter, total loser, I was just a waste of space so yes, dreams do come through. I wouldn’t be one of those dependable people who […]

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Bill Y 1 – Non-updated Flashlight 0

I was minding my business, basking in my breathtaking brilliance while trying to figure out why the flashlight app needs to update. It’s a flashlight that has but one single purpose and that purpose is […]

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I’ve had beard and I’ve had no beard so I’ve seen all that this life can throw at a brother.

I’ve been told that I’m not perfect and frankly, that hurts. As someone who has righteously, strutted his way through life to the soundtrack of 70s funk, the very notion that I’m not a million […]

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When you realize EVERYONE hates you

As far as stories go, this is one. They said I couldn’t mock something as severe as severe depression. They should have known, not to say something like that to me. I’m a big kid […]

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