I’ve had beard and I’ve had no beard so I’ve seen all that this life can throw at a brother.

I’ve been told that I’m not perfect and frankly, that hurts. As someone who has righteously, strutted his way through life to the soundtrack of 70s funk, the very notion that I’m not a million per-cent perfect and right-on, is just too far-fetched for me to believe and I will continue to place hyphens between words until I am not only semi-clear but massively clear. I’ve had beard and I’ve had no beard so I’ve seen all that this life can throw at a brother and I also understand how old-fashioned razor blades and electric/battery-powered shavers work. When I purchase No Chew Deterrent, I expect it to behave in the exact way that it’s supposed to behave and definitely not like this:

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8 thoughts on “I’ve had beard and I’ve had no beard so I’ve seen all that this life can throw at a brother.”

  1. I hope this dog was chewed out for his behavior!

    BTW, how can you really understand electric razors if you don’t understand how magnets work?!

      1. Ah those magnets are everywhere Kathy. I’ve yet to find something that doesn’t have them and obviously I’ve yet to discover how they work!

    1. It’s like reading Ulysses. You convince yourself that you understand it but nobody really does!

    1. I don’t know Don Don’s, will the company give me lot’s of money of I do them for false advertising?

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