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How to Outdraw Marshal Dillon

January 9, 2015 Paul De Lancey

I love the old western series Gunsmoke. I enjoy testing my gun slinging skills with Matt Dillon at the start of  the show. The result is bad for the marshal of Dodge City. I’ve won […]

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Time to Let Florida Secede

November 28, 2012November 28, 2012 Rick Snee

Everyone was just kidding about letting states secede after the 2012 election … unless you’re gonna do it, Florida.

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