Sometimes you need to get away from the so-called music of Bon Jovi, head to another country to drink some beer, do some gambling and hook up with some prostitutes. I hadn’t been on holiday for a couple of weeks so it was time to pull out the book of clichés, get back in the saddle, lead my horse to water and have a go like a rushing racehorse. I wondered if that Italian film about the twin sisters, dressed as nurses, who were in love with the Irish guy who hated Bon Jovi, was a true depiction of what Italian women were like. I then wondered if it was in fact a film I had seen or a dream I had seen when I was asleep. Either way, my mind was made up and I headed to Italy. On the plane, the same question, questioned me; how do you know where the prostitutes hang out, if you’re visiting a country for the first time? As soon as I got there, the signs were looking good. It turns out that I had nothing to worry about, as Italians are a friendly, accommodating people:
I wonder if the hookers are as shapely in real life as they are on the sign! Here in Indiana, the deer really do look like the depiction on the Deer Crossing signs.
They look exactly like they do on the sign. It took a while to get used to their heads been detached from their bodies but after a while, you get used to it.
Benvenuto in Italia!
Prenderemo i Suoi soldi, Li daremo una memoria meravigliosa e forse una malata sessuale.
That tongue is not mine so I put in onto Google translate – the words, not my tongue and it translates it as:
‘We will take your money, give them a wonderful memory and maybe a sick sexual’
This is why I love words so much. Sheer genius Kathy, you’re on form.
Well, my Italian is only on the intermediate level. It needs some practice.
Well if I knew half as much Gaeilge (Irish) as you do Italian, I’d be doing well.
Take a look at what I did with Babelfish on my newest post!
I’d definitely go back to sample the delights again.
Are they trying to protect the prostitutes or draw customers to them? Either way, how accommodating of Italy to tell people exactly where they can find them. Polite people!
I know, that just takes politeness to the next level. Normally, politeness and I don’t see eye to eye at all but I definitely warmed to the Italians charms.