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Me, my giraffe and I

August 11, 2012
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When I was supposed to be growing up, I didn’t want a pony like my sister because a pony like my sister would have been weird. I wanted a giraffe and I got one too but there was a catch; I couldn’t tell anyone about it. This was all that was wrong with the world. I eventually got a giraffe and then I had to keep it to myself! Not cool at all but life went on until I woke up one morning and the giraffe was nowhere to be found. I cried until I was given sweets and then I cried some more but it didn’t change a thing and from that day on, I was giraffeless. Time doesn’t heal, it just papers over the cracks and even now when I look at everyday events, I can almost see my giraffe:

Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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4 Responses to Me, my giraffe and I

  1. August 11, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    My mother always told me that kissing could lead to creating new beings, but I never guessed it could be a giraffe!

    • August 12, 2012 at 5:28 am

      I’m just happy to add to the education!

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Some kids have imaginary friends. Others have imaginary giraffes. If we are lucky, we never grow out of this.

    • August 11, 2012 at 1:19 pm

      I doubt if I’ll read many truer words that those, today.



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