The federal government is shutting down porn in the Missile Defense Agency. Apparently, employees surf the internet for sexually explicit material instead of looking for things like bombs heading our way, and those in charge of the agency thinks this is a bad idea. In truth, it’s not the pornography itself that has the Missile Defense Agency leaders upset, but the fact that many enemy countries encrypt porn with viruses, malware and tracking devices which are spread as employees download and share the explicit material. As a result, the security of the US might be breached which in turn could potentially cause the death of innocent civilians.
Well, I guess the nuns were right after all: masturbation might make you go blind, but pornography can kill you.
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Isn’t the solution obvious? The government needs to produce virus and malware-free porn.
It’s all about where to aim those missiles.
The maids also complain about having to clean the keyboards!
Mr Oberg! ICCCCKKKKKKKKK! LOL Okay, that made me laugh out loud!
I like how it’s not the food or water supply but our porn that our enemies are tainting.
My guess is that it’s an excuse for those who deem porn sinful to get to watch it.
You mean to tell us that our wonderful, super-efficient government bureaucracy is only NOW getting around to doing something (i.e. forbidding porn in the office) that private companies have been doing for years?
And that is why everyone wanted a government job!
Damn then nuns, I better not go blind!
It is probably too late for you, Bill!