It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each day! This year, we thought we would make it a little interactive by forcing you into a sing-a-long. Anyway, as many of you know Frankie and LuLu (who wrote this song; hence, the sarcastic tone) are our main support staff, and by the way, they do get full benefits. They have no co-pay at the vet, and they enjoy wellness bonuses in the form of treats and Burger King for daily walks, chasing critters from the yard, etc.
We wish all of you a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza, Merry Mayan Calendar Day etc. Whatever you celebrate with your family and friends, enjoy yourself and keep all those you love close to your heart for in this world where we are bombarded by things, it is the heart that matters most. SOOOOO….
Sing to the tune of Let it Snow
The weather outside is frightful
And that piece of steak on your plate — delightful
And as long as you love me so…
Fill my bowl! fill my bowl! fill my bowl!
My stomach is slowly churning
From Day to Night it’s turning
In my stocking I might get coal
But for now fill my bowl! fill my bowl!
When we’re ready to say goodnight
I hate having to piddle in the storm
But if you let me “go” inside
I promise to keep your bed nice and warm
The fire is slowly dying
On your bed, I’ll soon be lying
Dreaming about that steak in my bowl
And you out piddling in the cold!
Happy Holidays to all!! Any greeting from Frankie and Lulu is a fun treat.
Awwwwww!! Cute doggies, posing so patiently! They look so huggable! Merry Christmas to all of you, human and doggie alike!
Congratulations Frankie and LuLu for another outstanding holiday song!! Oh and thank you for letting Donna share your spotlight! Merry Christmas Donna and Ed!! Thank you both for all you do to make HumorOutcasts the best humor site ever!
Thanks Deb but me thinks you are a little prejudiced! But the dogs did do an amazing job! 🙂
Just tellin’ the truth!! Way to go HO!
Such talented puppies! Merry Christmas to you all, it’s been a better year for knowing you!
Thanks Phee! It has been a lot in one year, huh?
Happy holidays and many thanks. Love the picture.
Thanks Thomas! I will tell my grls you liked the pic!
I’m not an animal person but that’s a damn cool picture. Happy Holidays Don Don’s.
Thank you Bill Y! The dogs took the picture and sent it to me. They are so talented.
Happy Holidays! Congratulations on a year of growth and new beginnings for HumorOutcasts. Give Frankie and Lulu a bit of steak for me!
Thanks so much Mike! Thanks for being a part of this from the beginning.
I’m only a few states away. One of those days I’m coming to Philly so I can meet those adorable dogs! Have a great holiday, and thanks for all the things you do for us.
Anytime Liz!!!