A man in Brazil died after a cow fell on him. Turns out all those health nuts are right. Too much red meat really can kill you.
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10 thoughts on “Cow Falls On Man”
Donna’s onto something here. I think the fish farmers are behind it.
They’re in cahoots with the Chick-Fil-A cows.
Eat Mor Chikin!
Yep I bet those Chick-Fil-A cows are behind the whole damn thing!
This seems pre-meditated to me. I think we will have to investigate further! It was probably planned so people will gravitate to eating fish and chicken more.
True. You won’t die if a salmon falls on you.
You will if the salmon is inside the cow!
Surf and turf, right?
Unless you’re allergic to salmon.
The weirdest thing is the cow fell through his roof! I guess he didn’t make it when he tried to jump over the moon.
Donna’s onto something here. I think the fish farmers are behind it.
They’re in cahoots with the Chick-Fil-A cows.
Eat Mor Chikin!
Yep I bet those Chick-Fil-A cows are behind the whole damn thing!
This seems pre-meditated to me. I think we will have to investigate further! It was probably planned so people will gravitate to eating fish and chicken more.
True. You won’t die if a salmon falls on you.
You will if the salmon is inside the cow!
Surf and turf, right?
Unless you’re allergic to salmon.
The weirdest thing is the cow fell through his roof! I guess he didn’t make it when he tried to jump over the moon.