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Friday Humor Devotional

September 27, 2013

S.A.T. . . .SCORE!

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my not-so-smart hormone driven high school son when his sexy blond home room teacher announced she’d be prepping them for her S.A.T.  His response, “She’s already got a Sexy Ass and Tits, duh . . . why does she need to prep us?” was not a correct answer, Amen.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.

Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.

Also check out Deb’s popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It’s prayer with an attitude.

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11 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. September 28, 2013 at 7:38 am

    I want to Catholic School and my teachers looked just like that! O.K. I just lied. It is what I IMAGINED they looked like under those nun-clothes! I now feel overwhelming guilt and am headed to confession.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 28, 2013 at 10:37 am

      You’re forgiven John. A dozen Hail Mary’s and a shot of Tequila and you’ll be okay. 🙂

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    September 27, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    None of the high school boys I ever knew needed that kind of prepping. They were already pretty good at the subject on their own.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 28, 2013 at 10:34 am

      I agree Kathy, in fact I married one of them!

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    September 27, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    If my teachers looked like that I’d be even less knowledgable than I am now!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 28, 2013 at 10:33 am

      Bill I think if your teacher’s looked like her you’d be more knowledgeable than you are now, wink, wink! 😉

  4. September 27, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    My home room teachers never looked like that!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 28, 2013 at 10:31 am

      Neither did mine Frank. Most looked like Abe Vigoda and those were the women.

      • Kathy Minicozzi
        September 28, 2013 at 11:31 pm


  5. September 27, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    Scores probably would be higher if they incorporated some of S.A.T in those tests. Love the new pic Deb!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 28, 2013 at 10:29 am

      I totally agree Donna! It’s also my opinion that women over the age of 5-years old should never wear pigtails, but in her case I’m sure the guys would make an exception, lol! 😉

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