My best friend is better than your best friend.

Thinking before speaking is not one of my strong points. Actually, thinking is not one or my strong points but sometimes I don’t have to think. Thirsty Dave and I are the very best of friends. I posted bail when he ended up in a Turkish prison for impersonating a sober person but that’s what the very best of friends do for one another. One time, I told him that I was going to propose to Jill Y and he hit me so hard in the face that my mouth was paralyzed and I couldn’t speak which in turn prevented me from asking the woman of my dreams, to marry me but that’s what the very best of friends do for one another. We went over to Scurvy Jane’s place for a party and the drink was flowing freely. I very nearly finished my drink and my glass would have been empty but the thirsty one was again on hand to help me out but that’s what the very best of friends do for one another:

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11 thoughts on “My best friend is better than your best friend.”

    1. Sure a punch in the face never hurt anyone. Well, actually it did paralyze my mouth but sure if your best friend can’t hit you, who can?

  1. While reading this I started swaying to the tune, “That’s What Friends Are For” without spilling my drink.

    1. I think we can safely say that we have truly seen what brothers in arms is all about!

    1. I’d have to say it’s the later of those two. Between us we have 5,457 pathological disorders!

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