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My best friend is better than your best friend.

October 18, 2013
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Thinking before speaking is not one of my strong points. Actually, thinking is not one or my strong points but sometimes I don’t have to think. Thirsty Dave and I are the very best of friends. I posted bail when he ended up in a Turkish prison for impersonating a sober person but that’s what the very best of friends do for one another. One time, I told him that I was going to propose to Jill Y and he hit me so hard in the face that my mouth was paralyzed and I couldn’t speak which in turn prevented me from asking the woman of my dreams, to marry me but that’s what the very best of friends do for one another. We went over to Scurvy Jane’s place for a party and the drink was flowing freely. I very nearly finished my drink and my glass would have been empty but the thirsty one was again on hand to help me out but that’s what the very best of friends do for one another:

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Bill Y Ledden

I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!

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11 Responses to My best friend is better than your best friend.

  1. October 18, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    Touching …kinda like that Brian’s Song thing

  2. October 18, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Thirsty Dave is the best friend anyone could ask for…even if he did punch you in the face.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 18, 2013 at 1:49 pm

      Sure a punch in the face never hurt anyone. Well, actually it did paralyze my mouth but sure if your best friend can’t hit you, who can?

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    October 18, 2013 at 9:33 am

    This is, indeed, true brotherhood.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 18, 2013 at 1:46 pm

      I doubt if we’ll ever see the equal of it!

  4. Deb Martin-Webster
    October 18, 2013 at 8:33 am

    While reading this I started swaying to the tune, “That’s What Friends Are For” without spilling my drink.

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 18, 2013 at 1:44 pm

      Thirsty Dave once fell down a mountain and didn’t spill his drink!

  5. October 18, 2013 at 6:38 am

    I literally teared up with emotion reading and seeing this tribute of friendship to Thirsty Dave! Sniff, sniff!

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 18, 2013 at 1:42 pm

      I think we can safely say that we have truly seen what brothers in arms is all about!

  6. October 18, 2013 at 6:36 am

    Letting no wall or any sheetrock repair come between you. Now that’s friendship, though some would call it a pathological disorder

    • Bill Y Ledden
      October 18, 2013 at 1:40 pm

      I’d have to say it’s the later of those two. Between us we have 5,457 pathological disorders!



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