Have you seen this guy at work, at the mall, walking through town???? That guy that refused to believe that he can’t fit into his belt from 10 years ago!
Then ya have these other guys that REF– USE to concede when it’s time to buy a bigger pair of drawers.
They refuse to admit that a 32-inch waist was 12 years and a lot of pizza, beer, garlic bread and Cronuts ago. And for SOME reason, they STILL snug-up that belt to the worn-out 32-inch belt notch of yesteryear…presenting that oh-so-awesome Michelin Man look!
Some guys even shift the belt down their pelvis so that the ol’ 32-inch feels a little more comfortable especially after a “walking lunch” through the Arts Festival fried food venodrs! They stand up straight, shimmy the belt down with their thumbs and say, “yep, there’s a THIRTY TOOOOO down here somewhere!”
Guys, if ya have to push your belt down to your thighs to find yer 32-inch waistline, AND YOUR NOT A RAP ARTIST, it is time to say “hello” to a BIGGER belt and maybe stop tucking in the NFL Team jersey into your jeans during $5 casual day at work, Ya Jagoffs!!
Women do that, too, but not with belts. Our clothing size denial items are jeans, pants and skirts.
LOL…women get put a dress on too and just let things flow down over! Thanks for reading and for commenting. I can’t even get my onw family to read this mess! lol
Good words of advice YaJagoff! Good words of advice! 🙂
MY fear, Donna, is that I am slowly becoming this guy!! lol… gotta the the treadmill more.
I didn’t even know you were following me …
🙂 just keep wearing the fireman’s gear. Everyone looks good in turnout gear!! And the suspenders do their thing. Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment.
Yeah, the suspenders definitely are easier to adjust than the belt!