I’d think zombies would like flip-flops over shoes with laces, what with their missing fingers, decreased motor skills, and all. I’d think this would be particularly important with increased TSA security at airports. I mean how would you like to be late for that flight for the Tucson Tamale Festival and have a zombie fumble for all eternity with his shoes.And pity that poor zombie. Not only has he encountered nearly universal prejudice from the living, but he now must face the same from weary travelers at airports. So if you see a zombie fumbling with his laces, give him a flip flop or Croc. You’ll have made a friend for undeadness.
And you’ll make your flight, too.
– Paul R. De Lancey, ace reporter.
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I can identify with this since The TSA lost my shoe last spring and there wasn’t a flip flop or croc to be had. They should keep them handy!