And now, I’ve won the race,
Thanks to my pal Vladimir Putin
And though that’s a disgrace
At least at State I don’t put Newt in.
I’ve lied, and cheated too, to get my wealth
And social rank upped
But more, much more than this,
I did it bankrupt.
And wives, I’ve had a few
And then of course a couple kiddies
I watched them as they grew
Especially Ivanka’s titties.
I never got an STD in spite of every
Whore and skank schtupped
But more, much more than this,
I did it bankrupt.
Yes, there were times I sent a tweet
That wasn’t true, so I’d repeat
And double-down, and then, with guile,
I’d tell another just as vile.
I’ve had the gall to do it all
And do it bankrupt.
I’ve lied, and borrowed more,
And then still more, and then defaulted;
I’ve grabbed and grabbed galore
And then denied that I’d assaulted.
To think I did all that
And Clinton still just got her
Blank whupped!
And yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I did it bankrupt!
For what is a trump? It’s just a fart,
Not quite a shit, but it’s a start.
I steal the things I truly want
And pay you with a schoolyard taunt.
The record’s clear: I sneered each sneer
And did it bankrupt!
Yes, I am bankrupt.
Oy……so good, but so……..annoying in it’s truth.
Good one! 😀