My Way by Donald J. Trump

And now, I’ve won the race,

Thanks to my pal Vladimir Putin

And though that’s a disgrace

At least at State I don’t put Newt in.

I’ve lied, and cheated too, to get my wealth

And social rank upped

But more, much more than this,

I did it bankrupt.

 

And wives, I’ve had a few

And then of course a couple kiddies

I watched them as they grew

Especially Ivanka’s titties.

I never got an STD in spite of every

Whore and skank schtupped

But more, much more than this,

I did it bankrupt.

 

Yes, there were times I sent a tweet

That wasn’t true, so I’d repeat

And double-down, and then, with guile,

I’d tell another just as vile.

I’ve had the gall to do it all

And do it bankrupt.

 

I’ve lied, and borrowed more,

And then still more, and then defaulted;

I’ve grabbed and grabbed galore

And then denied that I’d assaulted.

To think I did all that

And Clinton still just got her

Blank whupped!

And yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

I did it bankrupt!

 

For what is a trump? It’s just a fart,

Not quite a shit, but it’s a start.

I steal the things I truly want

And pay you with a schoolyard taunt.

The record’s clear: I sneered each sneer

And did it bankrupt!

Yes, I am bankrupt.