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They Younger Birthday Danger

July 4, 2017
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Canada turned 150, the U.S turned 241. Look out Canada, if Trump finds out, you know he’ll leave the U.S for a younger country.

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has worked as a writer and/or producer for shows on ABC, NBC, Showtime, The Disney Channel, ABC Family, VH1, LOGO and Lifetime. In addition, he’s written standup material that’s been performed on “Fallon,” "Maher" “Letterman,” “Conan” and “Last Comic Standing.” His humor pieces have been accepted at American Bystander, McSweeney‘s, The New Yorker, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Santa Fe Writers Project Journal and Humor Times. He has won awards from the National Soc. of Newspaper Columnists, London's Blogger's Bash and Univ. of Dayton's Bombeck Workshop. Now, on to Paul’s time commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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2 Responses to They Younger Birthday Danger

  1. July 4, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    Canadians can have him if they want him. We’ll even throw in a couple of Ford factories and two old pennies.

    • July 4, 2017 at 8:36 pm

      We’ll even throw in Rocky and Bullwinkle and the town of Frostbite Falls.



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