Although school teaches Little Dill Y about the basics such as how magnets work and the genius of Paris Hilton, it’s when he comes home from school that his real education begins. He’s 6 now and has been married twice, divorced three times, played for Manchester United and stalked two member of Bon Jovi at the same time. He’s an open-minded kid and is at one with every independent thought we choose to feed him. Uncle Thirsty Dave teaches him about wealth management and how to get a lot of beer from a little money. Jill Y is a proud mother and teaches him how to amass a massive amount of shoes. Aunty Scurvy Jane is a Dermatologist and teaches him about whatever that’s all about. Uncle Sugartastic Daddy John teaches him how to avoid the cops in any given situation. I don’t know much about anything so I just try to help him think outside boxes. He asked me to help him with his homework but I only gave him the answer to one of the questions:
Wow, he has packed a lot of life into 6 years! LOL
He is pretty advanced for his age. It does get a bit embarrassing when he writes letter to the world bank, telling them how to get their act together but that’s only because we don’t understand what he’s talking about! LOL