This is Adam. Adam is a typical 12-year-old boy. He’s into older women, parties on a Saturday night and goes to church on a Sunday but that’s where the good Adam stops. Bad Adam loves Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. aka Lil Wayne. That’s right folks, bad Adam is as bad as it gets and he loves Lil Wayne. Now I’m not sure of much in this world but I do know that the only thing worse than loving Lil Wayne is loving The Jonas Brother and guess what? Adam loves The Jonas Brothers too:
LOL, he says he love Lil’ Wayne but he’s scared of black people?? The only thing that would make him even more scary is him being a fan of Bon Jovi.
Then there really would be no saving him!
Adam is one strange kid.
Strange might be too nice a description for the little brat!
Adam is obviously a member of the Atheists for (White) Jesus! He sounds like a nice young Republican!
He wouldn’t quite fit in with the Atheists for (Black) Jesus posse!
Notice the lack of capitalization,the strange abbreviations, and the pure poetry here? Adam is a reincarnation of e.e cummings.
That is such a valid point and he really is carving out his own way of doing things at such a young age too!
Reading these posts has become a cherished morning ritual of mine. The anticipation is like opening a bithday card each morning. And luckily Adam has eight more years before entering the job market> BRAVO!
Thanks Tom, can you imagine what work he’ll end up doing? I think I’d rather not think about it because it might just cause me to lose sleep and I like sleep!
This just might be the most disturbing thing I have seen in quite some time. I’m worried about you, Bill. Please take care of yourself, ok?
There’s a touch of class about you Liz McDonald and of that, there is no doubt. Unfortunately I’m well beyond redemption. The only reason I’m so well behaved around these parts is out of sheer respect for Donna. If I ever loose that respect, HO will become a damn scary place to hang out!
Wow, I hope I don’t restrain you too much Bill! But I am flattered for the respect! LOL
I’ve nothing but massive respect for you Donna. I suppose I can’t really be restrained really but if the day does come and I find out there is something like a God out there, I’ll need somewhere to hide so you may need to take me in then and mind me!