“If you’re a real psychic, what am I thinking right now?”
Another question I get when I tell people I’m a psychic. This is usually my cue to screw with people. Yes, many psychic have a well-honed sense of humor and aren’t afraid to use it. Especially when people make themselves such easy targets playing, Stump the Psychic.
Trust me folks as a seasoned second generation psychic it generally turns out bad for you. For example:
Q. If you’re a real psychic what am I thinking right now, come on tell me and I’ll give you this $100 bill. (At this point I take a deep breath.)
A. Okay, I’m thinking you’re thinking that I’m a phony and can’t see that you’re a loser tool who can’t get an erection if a naked Victoria’s Secret model walked by and still lives in his mother’s basement working for Best Buy, with two emails – one for work and one under ImsexyandIknowit@hotmail.com. Am I getting close?
At that point they let out a nervous laugh tell me I’m full of shit and walk away. Nine times out of ten I walk away with a crisp, new hundred dollar bill in my jean pocket.
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In this house I can do no wrong, honest I can do nothing wrong. I will think of something I want to do and before I open my mouth she will say NO!
I knew you would post this!
Damn you’re good, you just described me? 🙂
HAHAHAHAHA! I think not Thomas, you’re way too cool!
Bill Y is confused to the max.
To the best of my knowledge, it’s Friday and yet somehow, this isn’t the devotional!
You knew I would not be able to handle this and yet you went ahead and did it anyway!
Is this not cruelty?
Is Deb not cruel?
I will go now and look over previous devotionals for that is what Friday is all about but you already knew this!
Thank God alcohol is in the world and I’m off to buy some now for I do not understand anything anymore.
I would thank you for this but you already know my feelings!
Dear Lord, please forgive Bill Y for being early or late for Sunday service due to my forgetting to post the Friday Humor Devotional. Bill was not sure as to whether today be Friday, Saturday or Sunday. For this I’m truly sorry. Bill, please accept this crisp $100 I received from some poor schmuck who didn’t believe I was a legit psychic as a humble tithing in his name, Amen. 😉
Now that does make things better again!
Whew, thanks Bill! Thou shall not forget ever again, Amen.
My psychic powers are telling me that you usually get this question from men (the tipoff being “can’t get an erection”).
You probably sense that I’m thinking that Victoria’s Secret models are highly overrated, naked or otherwise.
Kathy, who couldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret model if I starved myself for a year, then put myself through a steam press.
Why Kathy I do believe you are psychic because Victoria’s Secret models are overrated, naked or otherwise, lol!
Sounds like an easy way to make money!
Yep Mike! Like taking candy from a baby!! 😉