Some kids don’t have an inquisitive mind. Josh is not one of those kids. In a world where communication is very much based on the ever-changing pulse of technology, Josh prefers to write letters, make words out of them and then post letters via the olde fashioned postal service. Some say he’s the future ruler of 14 Eastern European countries and some say he’s not. One thing we do know, is that he’s not afraid to speak his little mind:
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Josh’s house
Not a creature was stirring
Because Saint Nick was damned if he was going to give anything to that arrogant, ungrateful little big-mouthed bastard who wasn’t even worth a lump of coal
Well said. I may or may not be a parent but if I was Josh’s dad, we would be having serious words about not being such an asshole.
“Josh, Zip it or you get nothing…from nowhere”
That’s exactly what the little brat needs, a hefty does of nothing, to shut him up.
The reindeer are starting to talk.
That would freak the little guy out. He would go running to his folks to say the reindeer are talking and I wouldn’t imagine they would believe him.
Josh is a secret shill for the elves labor union!
I would call the little dude’s bluff and ask him what “allure” means although he really does use it in great context!
The kid seems to have done quite a bit of research here and has already developed a strict political platform. If I were Santa, I’d be very afraid. I smell an “Overthrow”
If I was Santa, Josh would get an iPhone that wasn’t made in China, y’know, for sarcastic reasons!