The Massively Happy Bride

There lives in a house, a friend of Scurvy Jane’s. She planned her marriage with the tactical awareness of a North Korean nuclear test. If you’re one of these people who plans for every eventuality, good for you. Massively into the way she looks, she kept herself in shape by training with the Russian Olympic Gymnastic Team of gymnasts. Her big day finally arrived and she could finally let her hair down and relax:


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3 thoughts on “The Massively Happy Bride”

  1. I think you should just throw caution to the winds and get fat whenever you feel like it. In fact, I have been practicing that most of my life.

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