What Would Jesus Say?

My kids were fighting in the back seat the other day. Fighting over an android tablet. So I asked… What would Jesus do? What would Jesus say?

I thought about it for a while and figured something like this:

“Oh my God! Are you fucking serious? You can write stuff on this just by touching letters on the screen with your fingers? Moses would have killed for this! The 10 Commandments would have just taken a few clicks instead of over a month chiseling those suckers out of rock! And these flying birds crashing into pigs…HILARIOUS! What’s this wi-fi? I could have just skyped people in Jerusalem instead of riding to town on a donkey? This could have save me a LOT of trouble. And I can tweet with this! What the fuck does “tweet” mean? I THINK MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!”

Something like that, I figure.