With great thirst comes great need to quench that thirst. There was something different about the morning in question. Usually when Jill Y tells me to do something, I pretend not to do it and then the fear kicks in and I just do what I’m told. That morning had an air of stubbornness about it and I instinctively knew things were going to be different. She told me that there was no way I was going to have bacon for breakfast. I begged to differ:
You’re just a pistol! I like the formality of the fine china with the gun and gun mug.
I’m not going to lie and say it wasn’t an inconvenience to get the gun printed on the mug but with great responsibility comes great need to print on mugs!
Is this what you call bringing home the bacon?
It sure is, Bill Y brought the back bacon back!
So, will this pile of bacon make love rule again in your house? Hey, whatever works?
Well, as we all know, bacon is the cure for everything!
All you need is the apple pie now and you have the perfect picture of Americana
But the apple would be healthy!