I’ll keep this brief boys and girls. The reason you’re going to love me today isn’t because I’m a loveable rascal although that I am. No, the reason you’re going to love me today is that I’m going to stop anyone from ever telling you that “your existence gives me diarrhea.” It’s quite simple really. Never tell anyone that you have all the hope in the world because that’s one of the most selfish things you could ever do. There’s only so much hope to go around and if you’re going to keep it all for yourself, you deserve exactly what you get. You selfish son of a female dog:
Female dogs get blamed for a lot of things they don’t do, including having human male children.
I think I can safely say that I’ve never blamed a female dog on having a human male child. Well, I can’t remember if I did but more than likely it never happened!
I just hope I don’t get diarrhea, oh the humanity!!
My hope is with you too Deb, my hope is with you too!!
Diarrhea is overrated.
As is hope!
Hope is overrated.
As is diarrhea!
If the one who had ALL of the hope had shared some it, then maybe the other wouldn’t have contracted diarrhea.
One can only hope.
Does that mean hope cures diarrhea?
There is nothing worse than a hope monger. They just add unnecessary optimism throughout this world
Exactly. Down with that sort of thing.
I always outsource my hope as not to hoard it.
You’re obviously someone who has a great deal of humanity.