This world is stupid and it’s not fair. Jill Y is a Scientist and gets to play with time machines, all the time. I’m not allowed to use the time machine or even touch the thick green liquid stuff that makes you invisible to your boss. The other day, Jill Y was in work and I had a day off so I decided to do a little experiment. When you throw buttered toast in the air, it always lands butter side down. I got myself some buttered toast and put it to one side. When you throw a cat in the air, it always lands on its feet. With the help of Sugartastic Daddy John, we located a cat and my mind started going through some sort of strange thought process where I combined the buttered toast with the cat and invented Antigravity:
The Nobel Committee is calling …
I see this every time my cat climbs into the dryer.
I’m not going to say that that’s where I didn’t get the idea.
I see no problem here. Only possibilities.
You’re obviously a forward thinking individual, unlike me.
What a ‘Cat’astrophy!
Them’s words worthy of Mike!
You have just invented a pollution-free, entirely sustainable new engine! Brilliant.
I’m not getting my hopes up just yet. The powers that be will probably say that it’s cruelty to bread or something.
Like.
Unfortunately, the cat didn’t but I don’t see the problem. The cat has toast!
Even though they are supposed to have nine lives, I think if this particular cat does fall, it will be toast!
I’ve high hopes for this one. It hasn’t fell in the last 13 hours!
Do you ever worry about the people who have too much time on their hands? This is what they do! 🙂
The only reason I work is that one day, I can hope to become one of those people! 😉
Cat lovers everywhere are likely sending your web page to the SPCA and Humane Society. Can you invent a good lawyer? 🙂
The day I can’t defend myself in court is he day I I’ll pay someone else to do it! 🙂