A man claimed he had sex with a Domino’s pizza and as a result he burnt his penis. I am appalled and shocked. My Domino’s pizzas are usually cold by the time they get to my house.
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Meat lover’s, I assume.
sooooo many jokes here.. Mine—> Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to HOLD the pepperoni?
If I hear someone say “I love pizza” I will no have verb-related nightmares after reading this.
I gave up using that excuse for burning my penis, long ago!
I remember when McDonald’s got sued to spilling boiling hot coffee in some guy’s pants. I can’t wait to see what text the lawyers make Domino’s add to their pizza “box”!
That is the most outstanding thing I’ve read all week.
I’m literally laughing out loud, Donna!!!
Thanks Deb!
I agree with Larry. That was hilarious!
Thanks Theresa!
Hilarious Donna. And here we thought Domino’s was trying to improve their product.
LB, I don’t think Domino’s will ever improve really but I think I just will always dislike them so I am biased. This story just makes me like them less.