7 thoughts on “If I still had my trampoline and wasn’t a ghost, I would so have a chance of getting this, maybe.”

1. I have a trampoline in my basement that I can sell you, Bill Y. It may give you a shadow of a chance. Pretty sure you would be a great spectre-acle. Okay that’s just trying too hard.

   1. I LIKE “spectre-acle.”

   2. It’s like waiting for a bus – 24 people have offered to sell me a trampoline. They’ve yet to tell me how to get it on to the bus but that’s my problem. Thanks for the offer.

2. You’re better off without this job, Bill Y. I can tell you’re a very spiritual person, so you wouldn’t want to work for such a blatant ghost discriminator.

   (I wonder if he/she would hire people who are only partly but not wholly ghosts.)
   Aren’t we all part spirit?

   Anyway, if you buy back the trampoline, I’m sure you can get a job at almost any bar or nightclub—as a bouncer.

   1. I would really like to know how he can spot ghosts a mile away. That’s the type of information that the good people pay good money for.

3. I’ll jump into space
   On a big trampoline
   ‘Til everyone knows
   How silly I’ve been!

   Kathy the Poet

   1. Bill Y the Ridiculous likes Kathy the Poet.

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