South Sudanese Entree
BEEF, SPINACH, AND PEANUT STEW
1¼ pounds chuck steak or round steak
3 garlic cloves
2 medium onions
2 bunches spinach (1 pound)
½ sweet potato
4 tablespoons unsalted, roasted peanuts (4 teaspoons more later)
2 tablespoons peanut oil
3 cups beef stock
½ tablespoon tomato paste
4 teaspoons unsalted, roasted peanuts
½ cup unsweetened peanut butter
Makes 6 bowls. Takes 1 hour 45 minutes.
Cut beef into 1″ cubes. Mince garlic. Dice onions and tomatoes. Remove stems from spinach, then shred. Cut sweet potato into ½” cubes. Use spice grinder to make a paste from 4 tablespoons peanuts.
Add peanut oil and beef cubes to Dutch oven. Cook at medium heat for 6 minutes or until beef browns. Stir occasionally. Add garlic and onion. Raise heat to medium-high and sauté for 5 minutes or until onion and garlic softens. Stir in beef stock and tomato paste. Bring to boil using high heat. Stir occasionally. Reduce heat to low and simmer for 50 minutes or until beef becomes tender and stock is reduced by ½. Stir occasionally. Add sweet potato and 4 teaspoons peanuts. Simmer for 15 minutes. Stir occasionally.
Add peanut paste, and peanut butter. Simmer for 5 minutes or until peanut paste and peanut butter blends completely in. Stir frequently. Add spinach and tomato. Raise heat to low-medium and simmer for 10 minutes or until the oil from the peanut paste and peanut butter makes the stew shiny. Goes well with rice and flatbread.
1) This entree is a stew. Stew is an anagram for west.
2) The Sun sets in the west.
3) Peanuts hate the Sun, because it’s bad for their complexion.
4) So, they dig into the ground to avoid the piercing rays of light.
5) Peanuts never get very far into the soil, though.
6) They don’t have opposable thumbs. You need opposable thumbs to hold hoes and shovels.
7) Nor do peanuts have any hands to speak of, really.
8) Which is why farmers never hire peanuts during harvest time, only humans.
9) Still, the Sun burns the little ground nuts.
10) The Sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
11) So, the peanuts migrate to the west in the morning and back east in the afternoon. They end up in the same place, which is why no one ever notices them moving.
12) Things get ugly, though, when herds of peanuts cross the same interstate freeway. Traffic halts. The traffic jam grows to includes connecting freeways and highways. The economy halts.
14) That’s not all. Giant herds of peanuts moving back and forth along the ground dislodge the Earth’s plates. Earthquakes result as in San Francisco in 1906
15) Indeed, peanut migrations have caused the Earth’s plates to shift. Before peanuts came on the scene there was only one continent, Pangaea.
16) Something had to be done and in 1939 all the nations gathered in Poway, California to discuss the looming peanutian threat.
17) Then, on September 1, Hitler invaded Poland and World War II broke out. Country after country uprooted their peanut fields to feed their rampaging armies. Fewer migrating peanuts meant fewer earthquakes during the war years. You can look it up.
18) The leaders of the major victorious powers: Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin, knew it would be a matter of time before another Hitler would arise or peanuts would make their comeback. Perhaps, the next megalomanic dictator would even gather the peanuts of the world to his standard.
19) The United Nations was formed in 1945 to gather this very threat. An elite anti-peanut battalion was formed and peanut farming within 100 miles of fault lines was banned forever.
20) Something to think about when you have your next peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
– Chef Paul
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6 thoughts on “South Sudanese Stew, Earthquakes, and Peanuts”
A peanut will fight like crazy when it is a salted.
Peanut life can get quite raw at times.
Oh Comic Chef! So much a plethora of peanut info. I just loved this one!
Oh gosh, thank you. Paul’s Flying Squirrel Squadron will serenade you tonight.
Q: Why did the peanut cross the road?
A: Because of Tidbit 12.
Peanut crossing jokes never get old.
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