If you were under the misguided illusion that Leo winning his Oscar would chill the internet out, I’m here to tell you that you were very much wrong.

8 thoughts on “If you were under the misguided illusion that Leo winning his Oscar would chill the internet out, I’m here to tell you that you were very much wrong.”

1. Isn’t it true that once Leo won the Oscar, global warming would stop? Or was that hormonal equality? Whatever.

   1. According to an old gypsy prophecy, it’s a sign that we will be hit by an asteroid sometime in the next two million years.

      1. Rumor has it that if you say, “Leo diCaprio” three times fast (or is that “Oirpacid oel”), you’re either transported to Kansas or Beetlejuice will appear.

         1. That rumour is wrong. I just tried it there and it didn’t work. I did however score a five picture deal with Alejandro González Iñárritu.

      2. Knowing my luck, I’ll be around for it.

   2. I think that’s the rumor mill again.

2. Leo isn’t the first to win an Oscar and then immediately get the big head.

   TWO Hollywood golden boys.

   Leo DiCaprio—now starring in “The Lovin’ It.”

   Leo and Oscar in “The Odd Couple”

   —Tune in to hear Leo say, “Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.”

   1. He’s just a big child, if you ask me and I know you’re not.

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