When one has lunch with Walkers
It’s not what you’d expect
They have no table manners
They’ll bite you in the neck
When one has lunch with Walkers
it’s wise to bring a knife
to thrust between their ear and skull
Or else they’ll eat your wife
When one has lunch with Walkers
They gobble up their food
They’ll gorge themselves on arms and legs
And won’t think that it’s rude
So, when one has lunch with Walkers
Said Daryl, Carl and Rick
They groan and moan and walk away
And leave you with the tip
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Leaving without paying their part of the tip is inexcusable.
Well, I’m not worried about them eating any of the dinner guests … wait.
Where’s Carl?
Well this is definitely food for thought!
Yes it is Bill Y and he’s a ponderable for you. Why aren’t there any vegan zombies? Would they be called, “Vegetation Assassins”? 😉