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Lunch with the Walkers

September 2, 2016
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TWD Credit: Gene PageAMC

“Hey everybody, the buffet is opening with today’s special Leg of Bob!”

When one has lunch with Walkers
It’s not what you’d expect
They have no table manners
They’ll bite you in the neck

When one has lunch with Walkers
it’s wise to bring a knife
to thrust between their ear and skull
Or else they’ll eat your wife

When one has lunch with Walkers
They gobble up their food
They’ll gorge themselves on arms and legs
And won’t think that it’s rude

So, when one has lunch with Walkers
Said Daryl, Carl and Rick
They groan and  moan and walk away
And leave you with the tip

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Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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4 Responses to Lunch with the Walkers

  1. September 3, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    Leaving without paying their part of the tip is inexcusable.

  2. September 3, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    Well, I’m not worried about them eating any of the dinner guests … wait.

    Where’s Carl?

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    September 3, 2016 at 6:19 am

    Well this is definitely food for thought!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      September 3, 2016 at 11:18 am

      Yes it is Bill Y and he’s a ponderable for you. Why aren’t there any vegan zombies? Would they be called, “Vegetation Assassins”? 😉



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