Gentle readers,
Horrors. My magnificent scruff is slowing disappearing. The natives have spoken against. Millions of adoring fan are in shock. My modeling agency loved the scruffy look. They pleaded with me. They threatened to fire me. But I am a supermodel. I am invulnerable to such threats. Who else is as handsome? Who else can walk down the runway with such style?
However, I feel your pain; I am descruffifying with admirable slowness. Today, I removed only the bottom half of the hair remaining under my lip from yesterday. And so it go one for future days. I will hang on the my scruff with the tenacity of a man fighting a bear for his life.
Do not worry, my friends, facial hair or no facial hair, I will still be a supermodel.
Full scruff Descruffification – Day One Descruffification – Day Two
Supermodel Paul De Lancey
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I love the fact that we writers can be anything we want to be when we write. Even supermodels. Be careful when you sip on your skinny latte or you will sport some disgusting low fat foam on your upper lip. You’ve been warned.
That’s the first thing they taught me in modeling school. 🙂