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Descruffifying a Runway Model – Day Two

September 10, 2017 Paul De Lancey

Gentle readers, Horrors. My magnificent scruff is slowing disappearing. The natives have spoken against. Millions of adoring fan are in shock. My modeling agency loved the scruffy look. They pleaded with me. They threatened to […]

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Descruffification of a Runway Model – Day One

September 9, 2017 Paul De Lancey

Gentle readers, The razor is dead! Long live the razor! I ordered a new razor. In the meantime, I had let my face get scruffy. One of the homesteaders tolerated my scruffiness as long as […]

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The Scruffy Face Behind This Blog

September 8, 2017 Paul De Lancey

Gentle readers, My electric razor recently died. I ordered a new razor. It took over a week to arrive. This gave me an opportunity to scruffify my face; a hairy face usually meets  with stern […]

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