The natives and I went to San Diego’s Safari Park on Thursday. We took the tram ride that goes through the middle of the park. While we were riding, Jerry and Gerri Giraffe came up to see us. We spent our time in pleasant conversation. But all too soon, the tram started up again. I bid them adieu. They promised to follow my doings on my blog. We exchanged Facebook(tm) addresses and with that our tram took off. What a pleasant pair of giraffes!
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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Giraffes always make me laugh.
It’s my issue and I own it.
They asked about you.
Well they do stand-up comedy.
Are these giraffes nekkid?
Is this Giraffic Park?
Do you always deliver on such tall orders?
They don’t like it when people ask them, “How’s the weather up there?”